Circus Lessons

Yesterday my family and I went to the circus! I walked away from this experience with some new life lessons.
1. The circus is freakin' LOUD!!!
2. My kids can sleep through anything. Jackson slept the whole time and Maggie fell asleep right after intermission.
3. There seems to be no limit as to how much popcorn or cotton candy one child can consume.
4. I do not enjoy sharing my personal space with strangers. This is thanks to little tiny chairs.
5. You can do any stunt if you have no fear.
6. Sequins can really go on anything!
7. Most circus performers seem to be asian.
8. The women in the circus are tiny, to the extreme! Pretty sure Maggie is bigger than some of those girls.
9. Nobody's hips can move like a black girls. Sorry white chicks it's not going to happen, quit trying and move on.
10. Pirates can and do wear spandex.
11. Elephants do hold each other's tails. I just thought it was something on The Jungle Book.
12. Tigers are beautiful animals regardless of how obese they are.
It was an enjoyable time for our family but i'm not certain it will become a yearly event.